Cheating Horses
| Song: | Cheating Horses |
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| Performed by: | Sheriff Joan Wayne |
| Synopsis: | Sheriff Joan Wayne tells a rowdy crowd what happens to horses when they cheat at cards. |
Song
Lyrics:
Joan Wayne: What do you do with a cheating horse?
The only thing you can do of course,
Is take the horse by its long brown face,
And tell that horse it's got no taste!
Cheating horses never win,
'Cause cheating at cards is a sin,
Cheating horses, what to say?
Cheating horses get no hay!
Cheating horses, don’t be fools,
Cheating horses, know the rules,
Cheating horses, listen here!
Cheating horses get no beer!
Everybody now, sing with me!
Cheating horses never win,
'Cause cheating at cards is a sin,
Cheating horses, what to say?
Cheating horses get no hay!
Cheating horses, don’t be fools,
Cheating horses, know the rules,
Cheating horses, listen here,
Cheating horses get no beer!